That’s right you slackers, out of all of you who have purchased our fine apparel this week, only one of you has the ambition to actually use a camera and email.  His name is John.  John recently bought a Blank a Baby shirt and loved it so much that he met up with one of our very own t-shirt designers just to take a picture.

Slackers, meet John.  John, Slackers.  See all this recognition John is getting right now?  It could be yours.  But no, you’re too fucking lazy to send us your shit.  You might as well buy a wheelchair and a Lazy t-shirt and sit on a fucking street corner collecting change.  You fuck.

Don’t feel too bad though, we’re not done with you yet.  With this photo begins the Pronwear Patrol - a way for you, our fans, help us spread the good word of Pronwear.  Get out on the streets and preach!  Tell the world about Pronwear.com and help them join the Patrol.  Take pics of your efforts, send them in, and get free shit!

That’s right, In keeping with our long tradition of giving away free crap, here’s what we’re gonna do.  If you send us a picture of yourself in a Pronwear situation (wearing a shirt, buying a shirt, trying to get someone else to wear/buy a shirt, giving a homeless man a shirt, whatever - this applies to Pronwear stickers also), we’ll send you something for free, and add your photo to the upcoming Pronwear Patrol Page.  The free something might be a shirt, it might be a decal, it might be a 70’s porno mag, who knows!  This deal won’t last forever though, so act now!

That means get off your ass.  You fuck.

-Kush