We’re moving right along, ladies and gentlemen.  If you look around (that means lay down the pipe and open your fucking eyes), you’ll notice a few additions to the website.  First of all, we have some brand spanking new designs at the top of the homepage.   We banged out some internet humor for you technologically advanced types, and we also rolled out something to piss off even more people than we already have.   Fucking right.

More importantly (well, more important to you anyway) you now have two new ways to get free shit from us.  We’re that giving…because we care.  If you buy three shirts at a time, you’ll get another one of your choice for free.  “But Kush”, you exclaim, “I don’t have the money or the ability to commit to four choices at once!”.  Alright you poor and/or lazy bastard, we’ve made it even easier for you.  Buy ONE shirt, take a picture of yourself in it (preferably something funny, offensive or amusing - if we fall asleep looking at these pictures then we can’t ship out shirts to ANYONE, so make them fucking interesting, people), and send it to us.  If you already have a Pronwear shirt, your job is even easier.  Either way, you’ll be forever immortalized on Pronwear.com (and in our hearts), and you’ll get free shit.  How can you say no to a deal like that.

Moving on…

We now have almost 300 friends on Myspace, and good lawdy some of you females are smokin.  And gentlemen, I don’t want to see your hairy chests anymore - put your shirts back on.  If you feel you must tell the world about your nipples, you might consider one of our newest shirts.  Ladies, this is purely optional.  However, there still may be certain situations during which the nipples might need to be wrapped up - your Aunt Beatrice’s funeral, for example. Can’t have the bewbage just flopping around now, can we?  Fear not, you can still inform everyone of your current nipple mood!   Just pick up an  “I Have Happy Nipples” shirt and you’re good to go.

Well here it is bitches, the first Pronwear blog. We’re just gearing up for our official launch / media blitz, which I’m hoping will occur at the beginning of next month. We’ve got about a dozen t-shirt designs up on the site, and will probably have about a dozen more shirts by next month for your amusement. Offensive shirts, political shirts, funny shirts, we’ve got it all.

For those who haven’t been keeping up with our daily progress (or stalking us, as the case may be), here’s some info on this t-shirt company for you to munch on: Pronwear consists of four members who fortunately are also great friends, and somehow get work done despite being constantly distracted by Family Guy and midget porn. We are yours truly, the dirty Jew, who is supposed to be in charge of this fucking place but is writing this god forsaken blog instead of actually doing any real work, and three full-time designers - the other filthy Jew (oy!), the Italian (ehyyy!) and the German (heil!). Between the four of us, we somehow manage to get shit done. So there you go, four fucked up friends running a successful t-shirt company. And they said we’d never amount to nothing….

The upgrades at our screen printing facility are just about finished also, which means that we’ll be able to get your shit to you as quickly as humanly possible. We’re also almost finished training our midgets, who not only make the best quality t-shirts, but also look adorable doing it. We like to think that we’re an equal opportunity employer. As long as you’re a midget. Or a hot chick. If you’re a hot midget chick don’t even bother applying, just show up at our building for work tomorrow.

We like to think that we’re living with the times, so we toiled endlessly to make MySpace and Facebook pages. Sometimes we’ll have t-shirt sales or special deals on shirts only for our MySpace or Facebook fans - so add yourselves or I’ll personally come to your home and crap on your bed. And then not clean it up. You think I’m kidding. Jackass.

-Kush