Well here it is bitches, the first Pronwear blog. We’re just gearing up for our official launch / media blitz, which I’m hoping will occur at the beginning of next month. We’ve got about a dozen t-shirt designs up on the site, and will probably have about a dozen more shirts by next month for your amusement. Offensive shirts, political shirts, funny shirts, we’ve got it all.

For those who haven’t been keeping up with our daily progress (or stalking us, as the case may be), here’s some info on this t-shirt company for you to munch on: Pronwear consists of four members who fortunately are also great friends, and somehow get work done despite being constantly distracted by Family Guy and midget porn. We are yours truly, the dirty Jew, who is supposed to be in charge of this fucking place but is writing this god forsaken blog instead of actually doing any real work, and three full-time designers - the other filthy Jew (oy!), the Italian (ehyyy!) and the German (heil!). Between the four of us, we somehow manage to get shit done. So there you go, four fucked up friends running a successful t-shirt company. And they said we’d never amount to nothing….

The upgrades at our screen printing facility are just about finished also, which means that we’ll be able to get your shit to you as quickly as humanly possible. We’re also almost finished training our midgets, who not only make the best quality t-shirts, but also look adorable doing it. We like to think that we’re an equal opportunity employer. As long as you’re a midget. Or a hot chick. If you’re a hot midget chick don’t even bother applying, just show up at our building for work tomorrow.

We like to think that we’re living with the times, so we toiled endlessly to make MySpace and Facebook pages. Sometimes we’ll have t-shirt sales or special deals on shirts only for our MySpace or Facebook fans - so add yourselves or I’ll personally come to your home and crap on your bed. And then not clean it up. You think I’m kidding. Jackass.

-Kush