Hello all, in the light of the current financial situation and the festive time of year we are currently in, we’ve begun to think of you, our fans. In this time of need, this time of peril and uncertainty, we shall not want. We shall not greed. We say NO! We will NOT pillage the pockets of you, our loyal customers. NO! We will NOT rape your sisters and murder your fathers. Instead, we will be kind, generous, even perhaps giving. Well maybe not giving, but we think you’ll still be happy.

For a limited time, EVERY shirt on Pronwear.com is 16 bucks - and that’s not even the best part! The top row of designs on our homepage, whatever designs it contains at the moment, will be just 12 bucks. 12 FUCKING DOLLARS!!!

So go check it out. Because we said so. Because we care. Because your sister is really hot and we really don’t want to rape her. If you could put a good word in for us though, we’d really appreciate that. Just don’t mention the rape thing, that would totally ruin our chances and we’d really be bummed about that.

kthxbai.